I meant to put this down earlier, but I kept forgetting.
Every morning on my way to drop my son off at school, I pass this little restaurant/carry out place that is a Chesapeake Crab place. Before Valentine's Day, they had a sign out front and it read, "GIVE YOUR SWEETHEART CRABS THIS VALENTINE's DAY!"
OMG it was freaking hilarious! Love the humor!
It made me smile and still makes me smile every day I pass the place!