All my adulthood I have wanted to write a children's book. I love the idea of being creative with writing using a child's imagination....
So tonight while laying in bed with Noah and Sydney we read the book called Cookie's Week by Cindy Ward and Tomie dePaola. For those of you who know this one (I know Mary does) you will find this interesting. For those of you who don't....this is a cute book with the days of the week and how the cat named Cookie spends each day. Noah and I made up the first two days worth for my new children's book....well, maybe not CHILDREN's book.....but for the humor of the Mommies and Daddies.....
Mine will go like this.....
This is a short story about my dog.....
On Monday, Elliott puked on Mommy's couch.
And he spread it everywhere!
On Tuesday, Elliott shit in Sydney's bedroom.
And he chewed it up everywhere!
On Wednesday, Elliott pissed in Mommy's bathroom.
then he walked through it and then everywhere!
On Thursday, Elliott licked Daddy's dirty socks.
It made him smelly everywhere!
On Friday, Elliott chewed Mommy's crouch out of her undies.
It made him hump everything!
On Saturday, Elliott humped Tiger.
He got his jizz everywhere!
On Sunday, Elliott decided to rest.
Until.....he saw his rubber, squeaky elephant......